TerraN_EmpirE
Tyrant King
Okay so here's the set up. A man went missing and was declared dead, for a whole decade. He is gone then out of the blue Rip Van Winkle returns and wants to take his life back. So he files with the court to have himself declared alive. And the Judge looks at him and tells him that medical he may be living legally he is a corpse! Sounds like a Monty python skit staring John Cleese as the Judge, Terry Jones as our Rip and the gang as the court characters... Trouble is its no skit.
that's right breathing though he may be this Ohio man is in the eyes of the law DEAD. No longer among the living, met his maker, pushing up daisies, bought the farm, kicked the bucket... As a living dead man he cannot get a license, open a bank account, apply for a job or anything we legally living take for granted... Of course as he is legally dead, he is exempt from the affordable health care law and can still vote in Illinois... ;-)
Think of this as a splinter thread of the world news thread but only with stories that defy belief that they are so outlandishly absurd news that males you fell moved to WTF?!
that's right breathing though he may be this Ohio man is in the eyes of the law DEAD. No longer among the living, met his maker, pushing up daisies, bought the farm, kicked the bucket... As a living dead man he cannot get a license, open a bank account, apply for a job or anything we legally living take for granted... Of course as he is legally dead, he is exempt from the affordable health care law and can still vote in Illinois... ;-)
Think of this as a splinter thread of the world news thread but only with stories that defy belief that they are so outlandishly absurd news that males you fell moved to WTF?!
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