She's mutton dressed up as lamb therefore she's probably a cougar.
A cougar, and a lamb. Two animals into one.
Wouldn't it be funny, if she is a cougar. And have a real life toyboy stashed away somewhere. And if this comes out. Could you imagine all the bible-thumping right wingers, they are all going to have a heart failure.
But mind you, we've had this sort of things before in the bible belt. Where preachers were caught with their pants down. And they got away with it by saying the devil made him do it. That'll work.