Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day


Gatekeeper

Captain
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What have you done wrong keeping gate closed or open?
Lol, open or closed, in my wife's view, (and most wives), it'll be wrong either way! A bit like toilet seats!

I was talking to my golfing friend on the phone just a few days ago. (Damn social distancing, can't wait to get back on the course like Trump did. Lol). He said, he's getting stir crazy, he's done all the work his wife wanted him to do around the house in the last ten years. As he is running out of things to do, he's getting worry what she might be dreaming up!
 

Rettam Stacf

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CNN reports major scientific discovery on the Coronavirus infection !

Erin Bromage, a comparative immunologist and professor of biology at the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth, summed it up with a short and sweet equation:

"Successful Infection = Exposure to Virus x Time."

Bromage's simplified formula was part of a recent
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that has been read over 15 million times in the past two weeks, he told CNN.

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I am sure Professor Bromage's earth shakening research result, costing probably $1M of taxpayer money, will soon be published in such prestigious journals like Nature or Lancet, and is expected to save millions of lives around the world.

On a related note, Prof Bromage plans to apply for another $1M research grant from the Department of Transportation to investigate

Successful hit by a car = Stand in the Middle of the Road x Time
 

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