Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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OtisSeldon

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As you know that the mobile phone signal jammer can cut off the signals of the mobile phones and soon make it impossible to make phone calls or send messages. In this way when you need the peaceful condition and want to stay in it, you can just use the best mobile phone jammer to help you achieve your goal. And now as the technology develops with high speed the advanced
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has come into the market and are well welcomed by the group of people who need the jammer product.
 
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ABC78

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This is a dumb ass comment I saw online. I don't know if I should be laughing or shocked maybe both.

^Or, don't vote at all.

Voting is just giving your consent to be governed by whoever "wins". Voting is abdicating your power. Voting is complicity with the system. Voting makes their phony world seem real.

Just don't vote.
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broadsword

broadsword

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Voting is just giving your consent to be governed by whoever "wins". Voting is abdicating your power. Voting is complicity with the system. Voting makes their phony world seem real.
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The winner may have more power than someone in a non-democratic system. He may not be more capable or less corrupt. He may even win in a less democratic process as happens in a group parliamentary system. China's leaders are still needed to be elected by party members and serve for two terms only. Bad democracies can behave like dynasties.
 
TerraN_EmpirE

TerraN_EmpirE

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The Emperors last moments.... Complete with the Truth about Jar Jar..... I knew It!!
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no_name

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A Limo, I said.

He said no problem.





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Can you find out what is not quite right with the following illustration?:

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solarz

solarz

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Hopefully, this joke isn't too unPC for the forumites here: :)

上帝感于一个波兰人的虔诚，在他面前显灵并许给他三个愿望。
第一个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队踏平波兰再回去吧！上帝非常吃惊，但还是满足了他的愿望，洪水一样的中国军队杀入波兰，大胜而去。
第二个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队再碾压一次波兰再回去吧！上帝很无奈，但还是让中国大军又来了一次。
第三个愿望，波兰人说上帝啊，让中国军队再来蹂躏一次波兰再回去吧！上帝终于忍不住了，说你有什么毛病要让自己的国家被中国人踩三次？
波兰人带着嗑了药一样的表情说：这样俄罗斯就会被踩6次啦！哈哈哈哈~


Translation:

A Polish christian is so faithful that God manifested to him and gave him three wishes.

For his first wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland before returning to China. God was surprised at his request, but still granted the wish. Thus, the PLA descended upon Poland like a flood, destroying everything before returning to China.

For his second wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland once more before returning to China. God started to feel frustrated, but he still granted the wish.

For his third wish, the Pole said: God, please let the Chinese Army ravage Poland once more! God finally had enough, and asked, "What's wrong with you? Why do you want your own country to be ravaged? And three times at that??"

The Pole ecstatically replied: "Because this way, Russia gets ravaged 6 times. Hahahaha"
 
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