Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day


Aniah

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Not sure anyone here cares about gaming but the PS5 stream was today. Finished it and they announced pre-orders starting tomorrow. It wasn't until I fell asleep that they suddenly announced the pre-orders may actually go online today... Woke up and see a pre-order email from BestBuy but it's too late... I can no longer pre-order it and want to rip my hair out after sitting there F5ing the page for an hour...
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sino/comments/iqxo27
*Trying to do propaganda video for Five Eyes
*Sees Chinese cops chasing them
*STEP ON THE GASSS
Man, I wish I get to see something like that when I'm in China. If I catch a van full of foreigners trying to drive away from Chinese cops, I'm going to throw a brick through their windshield and beat the driver until he looks like he fell into a meat grinder. The cops they were trying to run away from will have to save them from me.
 

siegecrossbow

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Man, I wish I get to see something like that when I'm in China. If I catch a van full of foreigners trying to drive away from Chinese cops, I'm going to throw a brick through their windshield and beat the driver until he looks like he fell into a meat grinder. The cops they were trying to run away from will have to save them from me.
Dude you’ll get reported as plain clothe CCP thug or something. Also China will arrest you for assault and if you actually killed someone with your brick, you might be looking at life sentence at best.
 
Dude you’ll get reported as plain clothe CCP thug or something. Also China will arrest you for assault and if you actually killed someone with your brick, you might be looking at life sentence at best.
Whatever, I wouldn't be able to stop myself. If I see foreigner break the law in China, I'll know they betrayed China's kindness letting them into the country and repaid it with disrespect and malice. I would not be able to stop myself. They better call the cops on themselves and hope they get here fast.

On another note, I know China has some weird laws like if someone attacks you but you kill him in self defense (even if it's in one strike), you're pretty much on the hook for murder but in China, is it illegal to violently help the police apprehend someone, assuming you don't kill or severely maim him? It'd be pretty awkward if I helped the police catch these criminals but ended up having to pay for the damage to their van and their hospital bills LOL
 
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Equation

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Man, I wish I get to see something like that when I'm in China. If I catch a van full of foreigners trying to drive away from Chinese cops, I'm going to throw a brick through their windshield and beat the driver until he looks like he fell into a meat grinder. The cops they were trying to run away from will have to save them from me.
Chinese cops are in good shape to run that fast. :)
Meanwhile here in America there are so many fat ones does more of their free time dipping donuts onto their coffee instead of hitting the gym.
 

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