Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

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Chinese woman cracks big smile on TV after Taiwan police retrieve stolen cartons of eggs amid severe shortages​

  • Island is facing a severe shortage of eggs as result of bird flu, Ukraine conflict and cold weather
  • As supply problems persist, supermarkets have introduced rationing, forcing some into desperate measure to get eggs
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The woman, surnamed Yeh, bought the last two cartons on a supermarket shelf containing 20 eggs after visiting five outlets in New Taipei City, on March 12. She left her purchase in the basket of her bicycle to return to the supermarket to buy more produce. However, minutes later when she returned, the eggs were gone. The eggs were stolen but the bike was not. Immediately, Yeh reported the theft to the police.

Officers checked dozens of surveillance cameras around the supermarket, arrested a 61-year-old man and recovered the eggs within four hours.

“I’m so happy, thanks to these two cartons of eggs,” the 38-year-old said.

On March 11, a blood donation centre in Yilan county on the island attracted a long queue two hours ahead opening after saying it would give a box of 30 eggs to each of the first 100 donors.

Earlier this month, Taiwan’s CTS News reported that a mother goose in New Taipei City laid seven eggs and saw all of them stolen.
 
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Chinese woman cracks big smile on TV after Taiwan police retrieve stolen cartons of eggs amid severe shortages​

  • Island is facing a severe shortage of eggs as result of bird flu, Ukraine conflict and cold weather
  • As supply problems persist, supermarkets have introduced rationing, forcing some into desperate measure to get eggs
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The woman, surnamed Yeh, bought the last two cartons on a supermarket shelf containing 20 eggs after visiting five outlets in New Taipei City, on March 12. She left her purchase in the basket of her bicycle to return to the supermarket to buy more produce. However, minutes later when she returned, the eggs were gone. The eggs were stolen but the bike was not. Immediately, Yeh reported the theft to the police.

Officers checked dozens of surveillance cameras around the supermarket, arrested a 61-year-old man and recovered the eggs within four hours.

“I’m so happy, thanks to these two cartons of eggs,” the 38-year-old said.

On March 11, a blood donation centre in Yilan county on the island attracted a long queue two hours ahead opening after saying it would give a box of 30 eggs to each of the first 100 donors.

Earlier this month, Taiwan’s CTS News reported that a mother goose in New Taipei City laid seven eggs and saw all of them stolen.
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Wow, please tell me this is satire and not actual news...
 
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Those stripes LOLOL If this is real, some video-editing intern is gonna get canned at the White House. I also think it makes no sense at all that after a "strike" that caused the drone to crash, the camera could not only come back on but come back on to show the propeller working and the drone still appearing to be in calm controlled flight (judging by the horizon in the background). I know American politicians lie as a hobby, a sport and a career but you would think that that allows them to get better at it, not worse!
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Pompeo needs to redo that CIA manuals
 
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I began to understand the reason why former defense minister Carter did not show more aggressiveness in the confrontation with China and Russia. He may need to allocate a large part of his energy to maintain a good relationship between his family and the vice president.

Of course, he has made outstanding contributions to the reform of the US military. One of them is lifting the ban on transgender military officers.
 
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