Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day


sumdud

Senior Member
VIP Professional
What's wrong with drinking De-caffed Irish coffee? (Yes, I am 18 and in America.)
 

Autumn Child

Junior Member
Some military joke...

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in
October1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, off
the
Scottish
North coast.

The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.

BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid
collision.

US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to
avoid a collision.

BRITISH : Negative.You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the
South to avoid a collision.

US Navy : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

US NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS,THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU
CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THATS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. F**k off.
 

sumdud

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Not for the Engineering hearted :D

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Guys and gals (I bet you you are reading this.) I hope you've learned your math well like this guy here.
 

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