(in Russian)
"Russia has suspended talks to sell China Su-35 fighters"
More smoke! More mirrors! Still 0% substance!
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From the people who brought you
THE CHINESE SU35 SAGA (based on an almost true story)
- Russians claim China is interested in buying Su35s
- China says 'dream on'
- Russia says they have suspended talks to sell Su35 to China
- The End
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Brief highlights:
- Russians claim China is interested in buying Su34s
- China says 'dream on'
- Russia says they have suspended talks to sell Su34 to China
- The End or IS IT?
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