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Jajajajaja..... That is a good joke Jura!
from what I recall, I posted it within a minute(*) after I had seen your post, which I guess means it was a joke of the type made in the region of the country from which I come from ... how do I explain? a mixture of Polish type of joking (explicit), German (cynical), and Czech (very funny) (LOL) but this combination can be too much even in Prague, and is unacceptable in Western countries (I know because I tried :)

(*) I spent a half of that minute considering if I should post or not

by the way I've heard the best jokes on the Planet are Finnish (usually impossible to translate though ... that's funny, isn't it? LOL!
 
Yesterday at 8:32 PM
Today at 9:26 AM

... and now I watched that vid again, realized the intact shelters were in the area (OK it's unsurprising in a hindsight, you may even ridicule me LOL) which is now schematically marked in the blue ellipses:
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in like compilation of three maps from Yesterday at 9:39 PM

...
... and guess what, now that area is in ... blue circle at
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(the above view is not rotated, I mean North is straight up, as in:
the reference
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anyway I now rotated "my" view from Saturday at 12:32 PM back and marked that area in blue again:
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just to finish here)

LOLOL of course I'm NOT saying somebody read my posts, the point is fans of either side now have maps to ridicule/praise the TLAMs attack! (these maps are obviously unofficial, and we won't see the damage assessment photos from the Kremlin/Pentagon hahaha)
I'm afraid the story ends here (after I'll repeat it in the pub :)
 

Miragedriver

Brigadier
from what I recall, I posted it within a minute(*) after I had seen your post, which I guess means it was a joke of the type made in the region of the country from which I come from ... how do I explain? a mixture of Polish type of joking (explicit), German (cynical), and Czech (very funny) (LOL) but this combination can be too much even in Prague, and is unacceptable in Western countries (I know because I tried :)

(*) I spent a half of that minute considering if I should post or not

by the way I've heard the best jokes on the Planet are Finnish (usually impossible to translate though ... that's funny, isn't it? LOL!


Lots of jokes are lost in translation. You would need to be bi-lingual to do a proper translation. Even with my “somewhat” mastery of English, there are many modern double meaning words that escape me.

PS: jajajaja in Spanish is the same as hahaha in in English
 
Lots of jokes are lost in translation. You would need to be bi-lingual to do a proper translation. ...
well I'm Polish-Czech bilingual and believe me or not the problem with jokes it's not just the translation (of course play of words can be impossible to translate assuming the translation is supposed to still be funny), but also the explanation of 'realities' (so that somebody from the other country can understand why for example some situation is actually funny) ... and you know what they say about explaining a joke, right? :)
 
Monday at 9:37 PM
Yesterday at 8:32 PM

... and guess what, now that area is in ... blue circle at
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:)
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(the above view is not rotated, I mean North is straight up, as in:


anyway I now rotated "my" view from Saturday at 12:32 PM back and marked that area in blue again:
G3LE.jpg
just to finish here)

LOLOL of course I'm NOT saying somebody read my posts, the point is fans of either side now have maps to ridicule/praise the TLAMs attack! (these maps are obviously unofficial, and we won't see the damage assessment photos from the Kremlin/Pentagon hahaha)
I'm afraid the story ends here (after I'll repeat it in the pub :)
I presented the story in the pub yesterday :) now anyway adding
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had to say:
Russian MoD: Effectiveness of US 'strike' on Ash Sha’irat
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was about the same as if they dropped Tomahawk missiles from air balloons
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Zool

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Venezuela problems seem to be getting worse... Latin America in general does not appears to be doing all that well economically or socially:
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A teenage demonstrator has been killed during growing unrest in Venezuela, as political and economic crisis deepens.

The 14-year-old boy and another protester were shot dead in the western city of Barquisimeto on Tuesday night.

The local governor blamed armed government supporters. Two students were killed during protests last week.

Nicolas Maduro's presidency has come under increasing pressure as the economy suffers and opponents accuse him of creating a dictatorship.

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Mr Maduro was pelted with objects by angry protesters as he left a military event in the south-eastern state of Bolivar earlier on Tuesday.

The latest anti-government demonstrations were sparked by a decision on Friday to bar opposition leader Henrique Capriles from holding public office for 15 years.

The dead teenager was identified as Brayan Principal by opposition MP Alfonso Marquina, who said he had been shot in the abdomen.

A 36-year-old man was also killed in Barquisimeto in a separate incident, the state prosecution service said.

Opposition leaders are calling for a date to be set for postponed regional elections.

Mr Maduro has resisted efforts by the opposition to hold a referendum on removing him and has vowed to continue the "socialist revolution" launched by his predecessor Hugo Chavez.

He says the economic crisis and efforts to get rid of him are a capitalist conspiracy.
 

Zool

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Hungary vs George Soros. Who will win, the Nation or the Billionaire?!

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| Wed Apr 12, 2017 | 5:35pm EDT
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BUDAPEST Thousands of Hungarian students marched on parliament late on Wednesday despite the government suggesting a compromise to keep open a university founded by U.S. financier George Soros.

Central European University (CEU) found itself in the eye of a political storm after Hungary's parliament passed the new law last week setting tougher conditions for the awarding of licenses to foreign-based universities.

Critics said the new terms would hurt academic freedoms and were especially aimed at CEU, founded by the Hungarian-born Soros after the collapse of Communism and considered a bastion of independent scholarship in the region.

In an apparent change of tack, Education Secretary Laszlo Palkovics said CEU, which specializes in social sciences, could continue to operate if it delivered its teaching and issued its degrees through its existing Hungarian sister school.

"We never wanted to close down CEU," Palkovics told news website HVG.hu. "The question is whether CEU insists on having a license in Hungary or having courses in Hungary honored with a CEU degree ... (CEU's own) license has little significance."

Despite this, thousands of Hungarians protested in central Budapest against what they said was a crackdown on free thought.

Thousands of students broke off from an earlier protest in Heroes' Square and marched some 3.5 km to the parliament, chanting "Europe! Europe!" and "Free country! Free university!"

They threw paper planes - alluding to allegations in Orban-friendly media that Soros had flown in foreign protesters.


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People sit during a protest against a new law that would undermine Central European University, a liberal graduate school of social sciences founded by U.S. financier George Soros in Budapest, Hungary, April 12, 2016. REUTERS/Bernadett Szabo

CALLS FOR TALKS

Wednesday's protests were the fourth major demonstration in the past two weeks as the government faces growing resistance a year before elections are due.

"They have pressed ahead since 2010 with new moves every day that hurt democracy in some way," Robert Ferenczi, a 55-year-old protester from Budapest, told Reuters in Heroes' Square.

The dispute over the university has come to symbolize rival visions of Hungary's future. Soros, whose ideal of an "open society" is squarely at odds with Orban's self-styled "illiberal democracy", has often been vilified by the prime minister.

CEU itself was taken by surprise at Palkovics' comments.

"The solution evoked by State Secretary Palkovics in the press does not appear to be legally and operationally coherent and certain," it said by email. "CEU has not been approached directly by Secretary Palkovics with this information."

"Exchanges in the press are no substitute for sustained direct contact on a confidential basis. We look to the Hungarian government to initiate negotiations with CEU so that we can resolve this."

Government spokesman Zoltan Kovacs said the government would not suspend the law but added: "We are going to have talks with everyone; if the Soros university is driven by good intentions, it will be able to solve the problem."

The law said the CEU must open a branch in its home state of New York alongside its campus in Budapest and secure a bilateral agreement of support from the U.S. government.

Both of those conditions would have been prohibitive by a deadline of January 2018, and CEU rejected them from the start.

The United States asked Hungary to suspend the implementation of the law, and the European Union on Wednesday threatened Orban with legal action for moves that it saw as undemocratic.

The European Union was adamant Hungary must show its actions would not harm democratic safeguards. "Taken cumulatively, the overall situation in Hungary is a cause of concern," European Commission First Vice President Frans Timmermans said.
 

delft

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Thank you, NATO, for liberating Libya:
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African migrants sold in Libya 'slave markets', IOM says
Africans trying to reach Europe are being sold by their captors in "slave markets" in Libya, the International Organization for Migration (IOM) says.

Victims told IOM that after being detained by people smugglers or militia groups, they were taken to town squares or car parks to be sold.

Migrants with skills like painting or tiling would fetch higher prices, the head of the IOM in Libya told the BBC.

Libya has been in chaos since the 2011 Nato-backed ousting of Muammar Gaddafi.

Hundreds of young sub-Saharan African men have been caught up in the so-called slave markets,
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Migrants 'forced to starve'
A Senegalese migrant, who was not named to protect his identity, said that he had been sold at one such market in the southern Libyan city of Sabha, before being taken to a makeshift prison where more than 100 migrants were being held hostage.

He said that migrants held at the facility were told to call their families, who would be asked for money to pay for their release, and some were beaten while on the phone to allow relatives to hear them being tortured.

He described "dreadful" conditions where migrants were forced to survive on limited food supplies, with those unable to pay either killed or left to starve, the report adds.

Another witness, who was able to raise the funds needed for his release after nine months, was later taken to hospital with severe malnutrition, weighing just 5.5 stone (35 kg).

Women, too, were bought by private Libyan clients and brought to homes where they were forced to be sex slaves, the witness said.

The IOM's chief of mission for Libya, Othman Belbeisi, told the BBC that those sold into slavery found themselves priced according to their abilities.

"Apparently they don't have money and their families cannot pay the ransom, so they are being sold to get at least a minimum benefit from that," he said.

"The price is definitely different depending on your qualifications, for example if you can do painting or tiles or some specialised work then the price gets higher."

An IOM staff member in Niger said they confirmed the reports of auctions in Libya with several other migrants who had escaped.

"They all confirmed the risks of been sold as slaves in squares or garages in Sabha, either by their drivers or by locals who recruit the migrants for daily jobs in town, often in construction.

"Later, instead of paying them, [they] sell their victims to new buyers."

Some migrants, mainly Nigerians, Ghanaians and Gambians are forced to work "as guards in the ransom houses or in the 'market' itself", the IOM employee added.

The organisation has called the emergence of these markets "a disturbing new trend in the already dire situation for migrants in Libya".

In February, the UN children's agency Unicef released a report documenting - in sometimes horrific detail - stories of slavery, violence and sexual abuse experienced by large numbers of vulnerable children travelling from Libya to Italy.

The report,
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, said that almost 26,000 children - most of them unaccompanied - crossed the Mediterranean in 2016, many of them suffering abuse at the hands of smugglers and traffickers.

Tens of thousands of migrants arrived in Italy last year by sea, crossing from North Africa. But before they reach the jumping-off point in Libya, many migrants will have undertaken a perilous journey of up to six days across the Sahara in extreme temperatures.
 
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