Trump 2.0 official thread
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Are we sure these things are legit and didn’t dilute the gas with 25 percent ethanol???
I imagine the climax of an Iran Top Gun movie. The F-14A flies low, undetected by NATO air surveillance, pops up and launches a full load of Phoenix missiles. There is a flashback of all the crews repairing the last usable Phoenixes, "This is the hope of the nation". The new Air Force 1 doesn't have the RWR or countermeasures and are done in by their own weapons and hubris. There is a shot of Trump shaking his fist before being incinerated by the aircraft's explosion. There is a mad dash to intercept Persian Maverick, but in all the confusion and panic he manages to slip away. Cue the theme song as he disembarks the aircraft surrounded by his elated ground crew.
Guess the great rejuvenation of China got derailed badly in the Iranian Topgun verse.
Like why they would be using literally crusty Phoenix missiles?
The obvious point #1, F-14 compatibility, it's not Top Gun without it
2. It's a better side story of trying to get these last few ancient missiles working for the sake of secrecy. "A shipment of Chinese missiles could tip off Mossad, we can't risk it..."
AssassinsMace
Lieutenant General
So it seems like everything recently happening in the news regarding Trump had to do with the threat that someone was going assassinate Trump on his trip. The restart of the war and Trump being angry to Trump having to flying back to the US on the real Air Force One instead of the Qatari one. Wasn't it Joe Pesci in a movie who said something like if you insult him in a dream you have wake up and apologize to him? How dare does Iran think they can assassinate Trump when he brags about taking out the Iranian leadership...