Has he learned the lyrics to the U.S. national anthem yet? Maybe instead of using social media excessively he should dedicate his time to something more useful? Maybe his good friend Xi Jinping can hook him up with some internet addiction treatment free of charge?
Rednecks will buy it. If it's not too expensive, every fuckin' county fair, rodeo, and Friday/Saturday country barnyard dance party will smell like this and cow manure.
If I were Trump I’d hire said scalpers to drive up the price and hype.
I actually prefer him to the charming democrats who are the biggest hypocrites of all, since they tend to sugar coat everything while doing the worse. By contrast Trump is much more straightforward, brute and direct in his feelings/interactions. This way , even those who like to believe the US doesn’t do all this things as well can only accept reluctantly the reality of events and shed the dreams they have been fed with to think the country can do no wrong and only others adversaries are wrong.
Oh they'll need the Temu/Aliexpress version. Send you a spray bottle with a golden dude on top, 5 packets of powder/gel included. Add 1 pack+6 oz water and shake, that's 1 full bottle. Smells as close to the real thing as Pepsi tastes like Coke. $5.99 for the bottle with 5 packs; additional refill packs are $2 for 10. $1.99 shipping; spend over $10 and shipping is free. 40 cents import fee cus customs declaration says it's worth a dollar. Customs inspector randomly opens one, smells it, reduces the tariff cus he thinks it's worth less.
Jokes on you. Guaranteed Trump is sourcing the Temu version already and just marking it up for resale.