The recruitment process is very cryptic and complicated, but you should be able to get your 五毛 card if you do these easy steps. First buy a Huawei phone and get your social credit score to 1000, a trick to getting such a high social score is playing the "Excellent Speech: Clap for Xi Jinping" for a few hours. Then when the clock strikes at midnight, put the Huawei phone on a table and play《社会主意好》on loud speakers, while chanting "Mao Zedong" at a mirror three times. For a brief moment, everything will turn red but that visual effect will subside as you receive a phone call on your Huawei phone, congratulating your entry into 五毛ship.
Now excuse me as I have a meeting for some tea at some parking lot on an address far away from home. I wish you good luck in your application!