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BlackWindMnt

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The recruitment process is very cryptic and complicated, but you should be able to get your 五毛 card if you do these easy steps. First buy a Huawei phone and get your social credit score to 1000, a trick to getting such a high social score is playing the "Excellent Speech: Clap for Xi Jinping" for a few hours. Then when the clock strikes at midnight, put the Huawei phone on a table and play《社会主意好》on loud speakers, while chanting "Mao Zedong" at a mirror three times. For a brief moment, everything will turn red but that visual effect will subside as you receive a phone call on your Huawei phone, congratulating your entry into 五毛ship.

Now excuse me as I have a meeting for some tea at some parking lot on an address far away from home. I wish you good luck in your application!
I will tell me friend about this process, it will certainly help me survive the inflation here in Europe. uuhm i mean it will help my friend survive.
 

ficker22

Senior Member
Registered Member
The recruitment process is very cryptic and complicated, but you should be able to get your 五毛 card if you do these easy steps. First buy a Huawei phone and get your social credit score to 1000, a trick to getting such a high social score is playing the "Excellent Speech: Clap for Xi Jinping" for a few hours. Then when the clock strikes at midnight, put the Huawei phone on a table and play《社会主意好》on loud speakers, while chanting "Mao Zedong" at a mirror three times. For a brief moment, everything will turn red but that visual effect will subside as you receive a phone call on your Huawei phone, congratulating your entry into 五毛ship.

Now excuse me as I have a meeting for some tea at some parking lot on an address far away from home. I wish you good luck in your application!


This is the Wumao card?
 

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NiuBiDaRen

Brigadier
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The recruitment process is very cryptic and complicated, but you should be able to get your 五毛 card if you do these easy steps. First buy a Huawei phone and get your social credit score to 1000, a trick to getting such a high social score is playing the "Excellent Speech: Clap for Xi Jinping" for a few hours. Then when the clock strikes at midnight, put the Huawei phone on a table and play《社会主意好》on loud speakers, while chanting "Mao Zedong" at a mirror three times. For a brief moment, everything will turn red but that visual effect will subside as you receive a phone call on your Huawei phone, congratulating your entry into 五毛ship.

Now excuse me as I have a meeting for some tea at some parking lot on an address far away from home. I wish you good luck in your application!
Do they give you a One Dolla card if you successfully annoy plentiful Westerners on Reddit and Quora?
 

emblem21

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Sanders and AOC wouldn't even be president, they are controlled opposition.

Please be realistic, the only way your fantasy would occur is if there are Chinese naval bases on the Pacific and Atlantic coast of US.
At this point, with how unstable the usa is right now and their literally lust for destruction is unchecked, the only really way to ensure Chinas safe is to simply build up its military and work closer with Russia to sanction proof their nations while ensuring that China can outlast the USA and should the opportunity present itself and if it is necessary, China should have the stones to break every bone in that nations body to prevent that nation from harming China ever again. Being prepared for the worse is what China should do going forward because the USA has never really known defeat before and it is imperative that if the USA is going to know defeat, then China and Russia should be the ones to do it as a last resort and given Biden’s dementia, they must be ready for that possibility in the future and the world is going to watch they closely how this nation will eventually be laid low one way or the other. That said, I don’t really condone war but I also will have no sympathy if the old man walks off a cliff while dragging the whole nation with him while well, having many people with brains that should stop him bait are too busy quiting there jobs in protest (which in turn does jack all but make to whole dragging the nation over the cliff part that much easier). Imagine, all those good men with guns and for what?
 
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Overbom

Brigadier
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Sanders and AOC wouldn't even be president, they are controlled opposition.
Indeed. Anyone else remembers how in the primaries after some Obama phonecalls all the Democratic competitors suddenly dropped from the race and supported Biden against Sanders...

The progressive wing is indeed controlled opposition where the establishment will throw some meaningless red meat once in a while to calm them down
 

AssassinsMace

Lieutenant General
It's naïve how some Chinese think if Westerners just got to know Chinese, they would like them like they were mistaken. The West doesn't control the world's resources despite their claims that they need no one while the world needs them. They have to compete with China to get them and Western countries complain how they can't compete with China for those resources because China is willing to pay more for them. I've mention before in here how the most aggressive countries of invasion in history happen to have little natural resources of their own. It's no coincidence. What we're seeing in the world the West is being forced geopolitically back to their own "borders" because they can't compete with China but also the world is showing some independent thinking because there's is an alternative to the West in China. Prince William and Kate's recent trip to the Caribbean to shore up the Commonwealth turned out to be a disaster with multiple countries openly holding the British Crown responsible for their evils of the past. The US bragging about their energy independence with their own resources isn't enough to fuel Europe which Putin's war exposes. The West decolonized during the Cold War for fear what happened with China kicking out the colonialists was going to happen in other colonies. Their fear of China's Belt and Road is all because it was giving countries the West discarded as unimportant to their self-interests the attention the West never gave. In the Western mindset, they're being forced back to the insecurity of no resources of the own before colonialism. Contrary to how they believe the world will naturally favor them, if that were true they wouldn't be worried about China. In the world they want, they're going to get those resources on the cheap because that's what would happen if there was no competition for those resources from China. Now what country would want to make less money for their resources than to choose China? The only way the West will like the Chinese is if the Chinese weren't competition to them and knew their place below them. That's why it will never happen meaning the West will see China as their adversary forever.
 

emblem21

Major
Registered Member
It's naïve how some Chinese think if Westerners just got to know Chinese, they would like them like they were mistaken. The West doesn't control the world's resources despite their claims that they need no one while the world needs them. They have to compete with China to get them and Western countries complain how they can't compete with China for those resources because China is willing to pay more for them. I've mention before in here how the most aggressive countries of invasion in history happen to have little natural resources of their own. It's no coincidence. What we're seeing in the world the West is being forced geopolitically back to their own "borders" because they can't compete with China but also the world is showing some independent thinking because there's is an alternative to the West in China. Prince William and Kate's recent trip to the Caribbean to shore up the Commonwealth turned out to be a disaster with multiple countries openly holding the British Crown responsible for their evils of the past. The US bragging about their energy independence with their own resources isn't enough to fuel Europe which Putin's war exposes. The West decolonized during the Cold War for fear what happened with China kicking out the colonialists was going to happen in other colonies. Their fear of China's Belt and Road is all because it was giving countries the West discarded as unimportant to their self-interests the attention the West never gave. In the Western mindset, they're being forced back to the insecurity of no resources of the own before colonialism. Contrary to how they believe the world will naturally favor them, if that were true they wouldn't be worried about China. In the world they want, they're going to get those resources on the cheap because that's what would happen if there was no competition for those resources from China. Now what country would want to make less money for their resources than to choose China? The only way the West will like the Chinese is if the Chinese weren't competition to them and knew their place below them. That's why it will never happen meaning the West will see China as their adversary forever.
In a really dark sense, does the west have forever given how precarious the situation is now and just how close the house of cards in the USA is to falling to pieces. The USA, having never been used to losing is so close to such a scenario while also spending up all the good will they once had and has given much reason for these nations they have victimize to ignore the USA when they are down for the count. Given that the USA has turned this into win or lose situation and given how the stars are starting to align, really can anyone imagine a more scary scenario, one that is brought about completely due to sheer arrogance. Now everyone, please imagine what is going to happen if Kamala Harris is in charge, if you can, please share me some Bai Jou in advance
 
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