How to design an original jet fighter.

1. 起落架，收入翼根，那是抄袭F35,SU27，收入侧面，那是抄袭F22，收入底部那是抄袭F15，要是老子一咬牙一跺脚，装到机翼上去，那你就是抄袭EF2000,F4,MIG15，干脆就用米其林轮胎，在套双解放鞋，最好再长5个脚指头出来，丫才承认你是自主设计，再套上双袜子吧，总算创新了吧？
2. 进气道，你要用皮托管，那你是抄袭F16，用二元可调是抄袭F15,用3元是抄袭T50,用加莱特是抄袭F22,用DSI是抄袭F35，你要是一怒之下不用进气道，直接暴露空气中，那你是抄袭波音707， 有种你整个马桶当进气口，
3. 你用鸭翼是抄袭阵风台风，你用三翼面是抄袭幻影，你用前掠翼是抄袭金雕，你用后掠翼那肯定是抄袭F15,16,22，要是用四个翅膀不用传统 了，那肯定是抄袭卢卡斯，你要是敢造个飞碟出来，那你丫肯定是抄袭斯皮尔伯格 ，你有种倒是弄个棍子不用翅膀就飞啊，不对，那还是抄袭哈利波特的扫把辊儿。

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DaKai said:

Just a joke some people made to mock those "copy!" screamer.



1. Landing gears: retract in wing root, a copied F-35 or Su-27; in sides of fuselage, copied F-22; in the bottom, copied F-15; I got panic and put in under wings, that's a copy of EF2000, F-4 or Mig-15. Let's just use Michelin tires, put on army boots, better grown some toes there, now that's an independent design. And get a pair of socks, isn't that just innovation?

2. Air intakes: pitot inlet, copied of F-16; 2D variable, copied F-15, 3D variable, copied T-50; caret, copied F-22, DSI copied F-35. I got mad and screwed intake, exposed in the air, then I must copied Boeing 707. So what you want me to do, put a toilet there?

3. Airframe: Canard, copied Rafale and Typhoon; Delta, copied Mirage; Fowrad, copied Berkut; Cropped delta definitely copied F-15 F-16 or F-22. Get 4 wings there, sure non-traditional, but still copied Lucas; dare you to make a UFO, that's a copy of Spielberg; no wings let's make a stick fly, wait, that's Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000...

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