Happy Holiday Thread (for all major holidays)

[MIGleader]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

According to Einsteins laws of physics, the faster an object travels, the larger it becomes. At light speed, an object becoems infinitely large.
Thats why santa's so huge!!!:roll:

 

[renmin]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

According to Einsteins laws of physics, the faster an object travels, the larger it becomes. At light speed, an object becoems infinitely large.
Thats why santa's so huge!!!:roll:

Good One MiGLeader! :roll: :rofl: :roll: :rofl:

 

[Kampfwagen]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

That reminds me of how, on another forum, someone used physics to dispute the entrire functionality of Santa. It was pretty intresting. He mentioned that because of G-Forces and etc, that Santa within five minutes of travel would be reduced to a fine powder, assuming he is a regular human being.

Nice to see I am so...Quoteable.

 

[vincelee]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

mass would increase, not size. This has the direct implication that the reindeers are actually nuclear power plants.

 

[DPRKPTboat]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

You guys are way to politically correct - you're not ment to take this stuff seriously! :nana: :rofl:
The talking cock site is the best one, and the one before that. The radio dialouge between Santa and the F-16 pilot is just bloody hilarious.:roll: :rofl:

 

[MIGleader]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

mass would increase, not size. This has the direct implication that the reindeers are actually nuclear power plants.

Perhaps that would expain why Rudolf's nose glows red.

 

[renmin]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

mass would increase, not size. This has the direct implication that the reindeers are actually nuclear power plants.

Then if, Santa was shot down and his reindeer killed, wouldnt there be a nuclear explosion?:rofl: That would sure be a sight.

 

[Finn McCool]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

All i want to do at christmas is relax.:coffee:

Now I have to worry about Santa blowing up all of southern California when eight nuclear armed reindeer crash in the ocean just a few blocks away from my house, vaporizing the entire city and causing a gigantic tidal wave that rolls inland for miles, with nothing to stop it because of the nuclear devistation. The pilot who fired the missle says "Uhh...ummmm.....sorry." :rofl:

 

[swimmerXC]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

According to Einsteins laws of physics, the faster an object travels, the larger it becomes. At light speed, an object becoems infinitely large.
Thats why santa's so huge!!!:roll:

Wow whoever taught you physics must be a genius (sarcastic)! :roll:

 

[SampanViking]

Re: Santa shot down? lol

Well as you guys have developed a taste for satire here is a little offering from your humble servent.

It is the early 1950's and Britains premier News Programme is hosting a TV debate with a UK Foriegn Office Spokesman a US Foriegn Affairs Spokesman and A Chinese Governement Official about Western Support for China against Tibetan Terrorists.

Good Evening and welcome to Newsnight hosted by me Henry Hong.

With me tonight is Sonny Cheng from the British Foriegn Office and Benny Wong from the US Foriegn Affairs Dept. We are joined by Mr Chu Jiang, Chinese Ambassador to Britain.

Mr Cheng why is it so important that we support China?

Its very important Henry, no matter how distateful some of the stories we hear, these Tibetans are terrorists and terrorisem must be defeated.

I see and Benny Wong

I quite agree, left unchecked these terrorists threaten our way of life and everything we believe in, they must be defeated, especially there crack suicide insendiary monks and their so called enlightenment missions. Their leader Dalie Bin Lama tracked down in his mountain hide outs and either killed or captured.

Thank you - Mr Ambassador?

China is a Peace Loving country who desires nothing but peace, but we must defend our citizens against the evils of Tibetean terrorisem.

Benny Wong Americas commitment to our stauch ally China is beyond all question, they can always depend on US Military and Financial support in their struggle against the forces of evil.

Sonny Cheng Britain must safeguard the safety of its citizens at home and abroad and we stand shoulder to shoulder with our American friends on this issue.

Henry Hong So it seems International opinion is united against the evils of Tibeteat terrorisem .......

Now what could I possibly be driving at