Okay, this thread is for jokes. But only good, clean, funny jokes.
- No bad language.
- Nothing diry.
- No sexual content.
- Nothing racial or bigoted.
I will start if off:
LOL!
- No bad language.
- Nothing diry.
- No sexual content.
- Nothing racial or bigoted.
I will start if off:
A couple married many years joke said:When people are happily married for a long time...like decades...a couple of things that may seem contradictory happen.
1st, they get on the same wave length. They know each other so well that they know what they are going to say or do in many circumstances.
2nd, sometimes they are not as attentive to one another as they once were, say when they were dating or engaged.
Let me give you an example:
A man and a woman who have been married almost 40 years were sitting up in bed, getting ready to go to sleep. The man had just finished watching a show, and the woman was reading a book.
The man said:
"What did you say?"
The wife turned to him, a little perplexed, and said:
"Uh, I didn't say anything."
The man said:
"Really, I could have sworn I heard you say something."
The woman says to him:
"Well, I was thinking something about you as you turned off the TV."
The husband says:
"Really...what, am I reading your thoughts now?"
His wife responds.
"Wow...maybe. What did I think?"
The man then replies:
"I don't know...I wasn't listening."
LOL!
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