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Some soviet political jokes FAQ:
Q:Why did the Challenger crash?
A:Upon entering Soviet Air space, it collided with the High living standard.
Q:Can a Soviet Lada Samara personal car accellerate from 0 to 100 km/h in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, if you drop it from a suitably high mountain
Q: Why did Soviet union move into Prague during the Prague spring 1968?
A: After carefull delibaration, the Soviet union decided to awnser their call for help from 1938.
And a longer politcal joke:
A mummy is found in Egypt. The archeologists have absolutly know idea who the mummy was or when he lived. For some reason, 3 KGB agents are in the area and offer to help. The archeologists are desperate and let them in.
The KGB agents lock themselfs in with the mummy.
3 days later, they arive with a block full of Egyption hieroglyphs.
"The mummy" starts the KGB agent "Was Ramsess the 6th. He plotted the downfall of the Assyrian Empire, cruelly opressed his working class peasants and had an incestous relationship with his step sister!".
The archeologists are awed "Yes, that could be, but how did you find that out?"
The KGB agent lifts the block with the Hieroglyphs "We have a written confession."
Q:Why did the Challenger crash?
A:Upon entering Soviet Air space, it collided with the High living standard.
Q:Can a Soviet Lada Samara personal car accellerate from 0 to 100 km/h in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, if you drop it from a suitably high mountain
Q: Why did Soviet union move into Prague during the Prague spring 1968?
A: After carefull delibaration, the Soviet union decided to awnser their call for help from 1938.
And a longer politcal joke:
A mummy is found in Egypt. The archeologists have absolutly know idea who the mummy was or when he lived. For some reason, 3 KGB agents are in the area and offer to help. The archeologists are desperate and let them in.
The KGB agents lock themselfs in with the mummy.
3 days later, they arive with a block full of Egyption hieroglyphs.
"The mummy" starts the KGB agent "Was Ramsess the 6th. He plotted the downfall of the Assyrian Empire, cruelly opressed his working class peasants and had an incestous relationship with his step sister!".
The archeologists are awed "Yes, that could be, but how did you find that out?"
The KGB agent lifts the block with the Hieroglyphs "We have a written confession."
AssassinsMace
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Not sure if this is the appropriate thread for this because the comments on you tube are getting pretty ugly.
On the face of it, it's nothing but your average brawl but if you've heard stories as I have since I was a kid of what happens to Chinese on the San Francisco Muni bus, it's sort of surreal to see this happening.
A middle-aged Chinese woman is sucker-punched by a woman hogging two seats on the bus. You wouldn't expect a flying kick (sort of) coming out of this.
On the face of it, it's nothing but your average brawl but if you've heard stories as I have since I was a kid of what happens to Chinese on the San Francisco Muni bus, it's sort of surreal to see this happening.
A middle-aged Chinese woman is sucker-punched by a woman hogging two seats on the bus. You wouldn't expect a flying kick (sort of) coming out of this.
LOL that reminds me some soviet jokes too. doing them by memory so i might have missed some parts, but here they are:
the five great soviet leaders was on a train, going to vacation. suddenly the train stopped and someone reported that the tracks ahead was severely damaged. to this Lenin says "we must rally the people and fix the tracks immediately!", Stalin says "the tracks must have been purposely destroyed by residence near by, we must kill them all!", Kruschev says "i disagree with whatever comrade Stalin says...", Brezhnev says "why dont we just rock the train so it'd feel like we are moving." and finally Gorbachev says "better idea, why dont we take the train apart, carry them to the other side, then put them back together!"...
Stalin visited a pig farm and he took a photo with the pigs. the Politburo wants this photo on the front of the newspaper the next day to show how much Stalin cares about agriculture. but the editors cant find a suitable subtitle, "Comrade Stalin and pigs" doesnt sound right, "pigs and comrade Stalin" aint so good either, so the next day, the subtitle was "Comrade Stalin is the third from the left"...
Kruschev visited Washington DC. president johnson braggs to him about America's civil liberty, he said "if someone yells in front of the whitehouse 'johnson sucks!' we will not arrest him". Kruschev replied calmly "so what? if someone was yelling 'johnson sucks' in front of kremlin we wouldnt arrest him either."
ravenshield936
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it's a bit racist, but then since it's coming from u and u feel ur name sounds like that, i guess thats fine
AssassinsMace
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Did Asians Scare Palin Out of Hawaii?
The Palin story of the day seems to be her semi-endorsment of the birther movement, but there's another question now being asked: Why did Sarah Palin leave Hawaii after one semester when she was an 18-year-old student? The New Republic draws attention to a startling passage from Sam Tanenhaus’s recent New Yorker review of Palin’s book: In Going Rogue, Palin says “Hawaii was a little too perfect. Perpetual sunshine isn’t necessarily conducive to serious academics for 18-year-old Alaska girls.” But Tanenhaus then flags another passage from Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe’s biography of Palin, in which Palin’s own father says she left because she was uncomfortable around Asians and Pacific Islanders: “They were a minority type thing,” her father says, “and it wasn’t glamorous, so she came home.”
Posted at 12:12 PM, Dec 4, 200
The Palin story of the day seems to be her semi-endorsment of the birther movement, but there's another question now being asked: Why did Sarah Palin leave Hawaii after one semester when she was an 18-year-old student? The New Republic draws attention to a startling passage from Sam Tanenhaus’s recent New Yorker review of Palin’s book: In Going Rogue, Palin says “Hawaii was a little too perfect. Perpetual sunshine isn’t necessarily conducive to serious academics for 18-year-old Alaska girls.” But Tanenhaus then flags another passage from Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe’s biography of Palin, in which Palin’s own father says she left because she was uncomfortable around Asians and Pacific Islanders: “They were a minority type thing,” her father says, “and it wasn’t glamorous, so she came home.”
Posted at 12:12 PM, Dec 4, 200
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