Time traveler: *goes back in time to tell Castro all about what his secret son ended up doingCanada: China is spreading fake stories on PM Trudeau.
Chinese FM spokesperson: Bullsh*t. Canada is the liar. Next.
Chinese netizens: Oh, Fidel Trudeau. It must be this image meme then.
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Castro: *dies because he took a vow of celibacy and therefore didn't seduce the assassin sent to kill him