Funny article thread

[azn_cyniq]

Indians Xi simping. I am also quite sure GOP senators are sad because the genocide is not real.

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I don't really find this funny. I found it odd that western countries accused China, of all nations, of committing genocide against Muslims. Anti-Muslim sentiment isn't really a thing in China. There may be some anti-Muslim people in China, but that kind of sentiment is certainly not mainstream. You'll struggle to find anti-Muslim content on Chinese social media. India, on the other hand, is basically on the fourth stage of genocide. If you spend more than a minute on any Indian-dominated forum, you will undoubtedly find a comment or post calling for the extermination of Muslims. Hell, talk to a Hindu face-to-face long enough and he'll mention his hatred of Muslims. The world should be grateful that India is an inept nation.

 

[siegecrossbow]

US embassy version.


Reality.

 

[zhangjim]

How to troll Japanese Nationalists
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I don't really like this kind of person, but I secretly feel happy about this behavior.
What I dislike the most is that Japan always likes to secretly portray China(and other neighbors they don't like) as a bad, corrupt, and aggressive country in its literary and artistic works. Then, these Japanese people always want to boast about how civilized, prosperous, and peaceful Japan is.
When I saw the Japanese flaunting their barren culinary culture in the animation and making the non Japanese characters in the story appear surprised and intoxicated, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Of course, in their remarks, Japan is a "victim of a nuclear strike".
This Mr. Somali is a very bad bastard, but this kind of rascal is very suitable for dealing with Japanese people who are good at disguising themselves.

 

[Biscuits]

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China really went through the effort to find the world's smallest red carpet and roll it out for Blinken

 

[ACuriousPLAFan]

China really went through the effort to find the world's smallest red carpet and roll it out for Blinken

Not small enough. China needs to do better.

Here's one even better suited for Blinken's China visit (or just about any federal-level US government officials from 2018 onwards):

 

[E100]

Not small enough. China needs to do better.

Here's one even better suited for Blinken's China visit (or just about any federal-level US officials from 2018 onwards):
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You sir are much too kind. I would have made them walk though the normal Airport like anyone else.

 

[A potato]

oldie but goodie.

 

[Equation]

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oldie but goodie.

Why stop at CNN, Fox news and BBC as well?

 

[Peas]

China is selling something cool: Russia-Ukraine war game card

 

[siegecrossbow]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1669552678324805634

Have a separate league for each of the 56 genders. Problem solved.