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FairAndUnbiased said:
Last week I lightly made fun of Cantonese as "chicken language". Today a Cantonese friend corrected me and said that Mandarin was a chicken language too, northerners and southerners are brothers in chicken. Challenge:

季姬寂，集鸡，鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽，季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济，跻姬笈，季姬忌，急咭鸡，鸡急，继圾几，季姬急，即籍箕击鸡，箕疾击几伎，伎即齑，鸡叽集几基，季姬急极屐击鸡，鸡既殛，季姬激，即记《季姬击鸡记》。

求用汉语拼音书写后来讲学这一篇古文。

Uh...

Jì jī jì, jí jī, jī jí jí jī. Jí jī jī jī, jì jījíjī jì jì jī. Jī jì jì, jī jī jí, jì jī jì, jí jī jī, jī jí, jì jī jǐ, jì jī jí, jí jí jī jī jī, jī jí jī jǐ jì, jì jí jī, jī jī jí jǐ jī, jì jī jí jí jī jī jī, jī jì jí, jì jī jī, jí jì “jì jī jī jī jì”.

I admit defeat.

(Cantonese:

季[gwai3]姬[gei1]寂[jik6]，集[jaap6]鸡[gai1]，鸡[gai1]即[jik1]棘[kik1/gik1]鸡[gai1]。棘[kik1/gik1]鸡[gai1]饥[gei1]叽[gei1]，季[gwai3]姬[gei1]及[kap6]箕[gei1]稷[jik1]济[jai3]鸡[gai1]。鸡[gai1]既[gei3]济[jai3]，跻[jai1]姬[gei1]笈[kap1]，季[gwai3]姬[gei1]忌[gei6]，急[gap1]咭[kaat1]鸡[gai1]，鸡[gai1]急[gap1]，继[gai3]圾[saap3]几[gei1/gei2]，季[gwai3]姬[gei1]急[gap1]，即[jik1]籍[jik6]箕[gei1]击[gik1]鸡[gai1]，箕[gei1]疾[jat6]击[gik1]几[gei1/gei2]伎[gei6]，伎[gei6]即[jik1]齑[jai1]，鸡[gai1]叽[gei1]集[jaap6]几[gei1/gei2]基[gei1]，季[gwai3]姬[gei1]急[gap1]极[gik6]屐[kek6]击[gik1]鸡[gai1]，鸡[gai1]既[gei3]殛[gik1]，季[gwai3]姬[gei1]激[gik1]，即[jik1]记[gei3]《季[gwai3]姬[gei1]击[gik1]鸡[gai1]记[gei3]》。)

not chicken.
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Well the whole point of that poem is all the words are homophones and only the tones differ.
 
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clockwork said:
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Least copium abusing westoid junkie.

CCP wants Taiwan because it wants to steal people. I'm wheezing
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This is Bloomberg or something that serves western echo chambering. You expect people who comment to be that way. Similarly, RT comments are overly autistic in its own way. Of course this is how most western people think. That's like a diehard fan of a sports team talking shit about their main opposing team that's always kicking their ass.
 
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ougoah said:
This is Bloomberg or something that serves western echo chambering. You expect people who comment to be that way. Similarly, RT comments are overly autistic in its own way. Of course this is how most western people think. That's like a diehard fan of a sports team talking shit about their main opposing team that's always kicking their ass.
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Lol, NOT how most westerners think? Can't tell if you're joking or trolling. Go to any comments section on your preferred site and show me anything different. Any westoid drone would sooner let you kill their kids than admit even once that China can innovate or do anything worthy of respect, that's why people like patchwork were so exceptional.

On the subject of that, this guy is fun to read:
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Literally like the only other redditoid I've seen in years with a shred of sentience. Good reading to cope with Patch's loss.
 
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