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after following Mickchew's link on the Mysterious rocket launch thread,i spotted this story underneath>>>
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. It sure is a first for me.
 

bladerunner

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I was listening to a radio program hosted by a well known etemologist. In it he endeavours to answer all the callers problems with bugs and garden parasites etc etc.

He had a woman caller who told him she had a cockroach and termite infestation in her home and what could he suggest as a remmedy

He suggested that she try "Napalm".

In return she was deadly serious when she asked him, how to spell it and where should she try to buy some. and what was its likely cost.
 
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I was listening to a radio program hosted by a well known etemologist. In it he endeavours to answer all the callers problems with bugs and garden parasites etc etc.

He had a woman caller who told him she had a cockroach and termite infestation in her home and what could he suggest as a remmedy

He suggested that she try "Napalm".

In return she was deadly serious when she asked him, how to spell it and where should she try to buy some. and what was its likely cost.

I hope she finds what she's looking for ;)
 

Quickie

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Better still, read at the link. "Copy and paste" don't seem to be working at the site.

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Chinese man arrested in fake U.S. Army unit scam
Allegedly gave 'recruits' fake uniforms and had them parade in L.A. suburb

updated 4/12/2011 8:12:14 PM ET 2011-04-13T00:12:14
Share Print Font: +-LOS ANGELES — A Chinese man was accused Tuesday of creating a fake U.S. Army unit and selling immigrants on the idea that joining the squad was a path to citizenship, authorities said.
Yupeng Deng, 51, allegedly gave his "recruits" military uniforms, had them parade in a Los Angeles suburb and took them to the decommissioned USS Midway aircraft carrier, which is a museum in San Diego.
Deng charged more than 100 fellow Chinese nationals between $300 and $450 to join the fake Army unit, according to the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office. He called his bogus squad the U.S. Army/Military Special Forces Reserve unit, or MSFR for short, and gave himself the lofty title of "supreme commander," prosecutors said. As well as telling recruits that belonging to the unit was a path to U.S. citizenship, Deng urged them to pay him cash for higher military rank, according to prosecutors. He also allegedly provided them with fake documents and phony military identification cards. Deng, a resident of the Los Angeles suburb of El Monte, was arrested Tuesday by sheriff's deputies. He was charged with theft by false pretenses, manufacturing deceptive government documents and counterfeit of an official government seal.
Deng faces up to eight years in prison if convicted. He was scheduled to be arraigned on Wednesday and was being held on $500,000 bail. Jane Robison, a spokeswoman for the District Attorney's Office, declined to comment on how Deng was caught. "All the details and evidence will come out in a preliminary hearing," she said
 

AssassinsMace

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Woman believes she's too well-eductaed to be told to be quiet on the train.

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[video=youtube;gq7LD_uOQiE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7LD_uOQiE[/video]
 
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Martian

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Sharing my South China Sea view on U.S. Department of Defense website

I have shared my view on the South China Sea with many interested parties, including the official U.S. Department of Defense website (i.e. notice the ".gov" designation). As armchair generals, it is important for us to attract the attention of the real generals and have them listen to our opinions.

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"U.S. Urges Negotiation in South China Sea Disputes
By Donna Miles
American Forces Press Service

WASHINGTON, June 21, 2011 – The United States, like the rest of the world, has a deep interest in ensuring freedom of navigation in the South China Sea and in helping defuse tensions over territorial disputes there, a senior defense official said yesterday.
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6/21/2011 1:04:54 PM
Vietnamese and Filipinos should stop encroaching on thousand-year-old Chinese territory in the South China Sea. Source: Wikipedia article on Paracel Islands with primary sources listed in footnotes "The coast belonged to the Kingdom of Cauchi China." "China 618~1279 * There are some Chinese cultural relics in the Paracel islands dating from the Tang and Song dynasty eras[12][note 1], and there is some evidence of Chinese habitation on the islands in these periods.[13]."
- China Lee, Boston"
 
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