It never happened, this poo-poo in the pants.
He had his legs crossed.
Raise your hand if you ever did a #1 and #2 with your legs crossed?
I just tired to do that right now, and that is impossible!
It seemed like Sleepy Joe going into dream land before that secret service lady stepped in with the thanks yous and get yo' asses outta here.
Just in time too.
It appeared that Boris really had to go.
Just playing devil’s advocate, but him crossing his legs could just have been him trying all he could to keep it in, and finally failed, especially if what he was trying to keep in was more liquid than solid.
But there doesn’t appear to have been any hand signals from sleepy to sound the alarm, so I honestly don’t think that’s what happened.
I am guessing from his very slow and delayed reaction to the sudden staffer shouting frenzy that Joe was just about to drift off to napland and the staffers knew from a lot of experience what that looks like so decided to clear the room before he started snoring. Blaming it all on buffoon Boris is just so easy, the bumbling idiot himself probably couldn’t be sure he didn’t fuck up somehow or forgot something if you asked him.