None British members - try and decipher this

SampanViking

The Capitalist
Staff member
Super Moderator
VIP Professional
Registered Member
Just for non British Members, here is a news story written in Tabloidese.

Can you decipher it?

Blimey!! Dirty Digger Screws the Screws for naughty dead nipper hack hacking scandal but Saucy Red Top Bekky Brook saved from Saucy Red Top close of shame!

Coming up next week Saucy Whoop it up Rupe, whoops it up windy Wendy's Saucy Deng! Whooo- hayy!!!

Read all abart it!!!

No cheating!
 

Blitzo

Lieutenant General
Staff member
Super Moderator
Registered Member
I've never heard of a british person speaking like that before... Maybe texans or something.
Jeez.
 

kwaigonegin

Colonel
Just for non British Members, here is a news story written in Tabloidese.

Can you decipher it?



No cheating!

no freakin idea BUT Wendy Deng is the wife of billionaire Rupert Murdoch.. chairman of News Corp and creator of Fox News Co. I guess you can say she's pretty saucy and not bad looking. No idea who Bekky Brook is though
 

bladerunner

Banned Idiot
That's English???????

Yip thats english and rather fascinating

"Blimey!! Dirty Digger Screws the Screws for naughty dead nipper hack hacking scandal but Saucy Red Top Bekky Brook saved from Saucy Red Top close of shame!"

I think what its saying is:

Blimey= explexitive of any choosing

Dirty Digger= referring to Murdochs Australian connection (ancestory?)

Screw the screws = has put it across (got the better of) the police regarding the murder hacking scandal and

Saucy Red Top=Red Hair

Bekky =short for Rebecca so we have........ Red Haired Rebecca Brook who is the CEO or senior executive of News Ltd or whatever its called is saved from being shamed because of very close connections to VIP/influential people.

hows that for an attempt SAmpan
 
Last edited:

siegecrossbow

General
Staff member
Super Moderator
Yip thats english

"Blimey!! Dirty Digger Screws the Screws for naughty dead nipper hack hacking scandal but Saucy Red Top Bekky Brook saved from Saucy Red Top close of shame!"

I think what its saying is:

Blimey= explexitive of any choosing

Dirty Digger= referring to Murdochs Australian connection (ancestory?)

Screw the screws = has put it across (got the better of) the police regarding the murder hacking scandal and

Saucy Red Top=Red Hair

Bekky =short for Rebecca so we have........ Red Haired Rebecca Brook who is the CEO or senior executive of News Ltd or whatever its called is saved from being shamed because of very close connections to VIP/influential people.

hows that for an attempt SAmpan

You are from New Zealand unfair! :D
 

bladerunner

Banned Idiot
You are from New Zealand unfair! :D

Using their language like that, they wont have to encrypt any of their top secret diplomatic corespondence. lol

Didn't the Americans use one the indigenous peoples languages for code during WW2.

Hey I wonder if China has a group of population who have a written languague unknown to the outside world which they can also use for code.
 

siegecrossbow

General
Staff member
Super Moderator
Hey I wonder if China has a group of population who have a written languague unknown to the outside world which they can also use for code.

You need to look no further than Chinese military forums. It took me at least a month to understand the nicknames.
 
Top