Just for non British Members, here is a news story written in Tabloidese.
Can you decipher it?
No cheating!
Can you decipher it?
Blimey!! Dirty Digger Screws the Screws for naughty dead nipper hack hacking scandal but Saucy Red Top Bekky Brook saved from Saucy Red Top close of shame!
Coming up next week Saucy Whoop it up Rupe, whoops it up windy Wendy's Saucy Deng! Whooo- hayy!!!
Read all abart it!!!
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