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[tygyg1111]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1548754997692743692

No wonder... looks like a full ounce

 

[5unrise]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1548754997692743692

Made with gold procured from Switzerland, no doubt
How did Switzerland get that gold in the first place? Well....

 

[JewPizza]

>Gets rejected from the CPC
>Sigma doesn't care and keeps trying
>Finally, accepted on the 10th time.
>Becomes General Security of the CPC Central Committee 39 years later

Xi Jinping is the ultimate sigma male

 

[NiuBiDaRen]

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In the Starbucks Corporation versus Sardarbuksh Coffee case, the Delhi High Court in 2018 granted interim relief in favour of Starbucks and directed the defendant to use the name ‘Sardarji-Bakhsh’ for their 20 new outlets until the final hearing. The final result was that the defendant had to change the name of all its outlets to ‘Sardarji-Bakhsh Coffee & Co’.

This is like China twenty years ago

 

[tygyg1111]

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This is like China twenty years ago

I wonder what they're cooking at Burger Singh...

 

[NiuBiDaRen]

I wonder what they're cooking at Burger Singh...

They use a part of the cow that no one dares to use

 

[56860]

>Gets rejected from the CPC
>Sigma doesn't care and keeps trying
>Finally, accepted on the 10th time.
>Becomes General Security of the CPC Central Committee 39 years later

Xi Jinping is the ultimate sigma male

His family was also violently persecuted during the cultural revolution. Xi's sister committed suicide, the family house was ransacked, and his father was publicly denounced and later imprisoned. Xi himself was sent to the countryside to dig ditches.

From being persecuted by the Party to becoming its paramount leader. You can't write a better movie script.

I think Lee Kwan Yew sums it up best: "He has iron in his soul… I would put him in Nelson Mandela’s class of persons. A person with enormous emotional stability who does not allow his personal misfortunes or sufferings to affect his judgment. In a word, he is impressive.”

 

[JewPizza]

His family was also violently persecuted during the cultural revolution. Xi's sister committed suicide, the family house was ransacked, and his father was publicly denounced and later imprisoned. Xi himself was sent to the countryside to dig ditches.

From being persecuted by the Party to becoming its paramount leader. You can't write a better movie script.

I think Lee Kwan Yew sums it up best: "He has iron in his soul… I would put him in Nelson Mandela’s class of persons. A person with enormous emotional stability who does not allow his personal misfortunes or sufferings to affect his judgment. In a word, he is impressive.”

100% this. The only person that's more sigma than Xi is Mao. Honestly, the fact that The Long March worked for Mao is such a miracle.

 

[NiuBiDaRen]

100% this. The only person that's more sigma than Xi is Mao. Honestly, the fact that The Long March worked for Mao is such a miracle.

Deng was also sigma.

 

[56860]

Deng was also sigma.

Deng is responsible for the greatest poverty alleviation campaign in human history. As far as I'm concerned he is the most based individual in human history.