Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day

[Miragedriver]

Well.... Do you have coke?

Miss, if you would like to come to South America I can teach you Spanish and give as much Coke as you want.

Or perhaps some wine to go with that coke later

 

[Miragedriver]

Wait................. I'm still laughing......I could make jokes about this all day…..
Am I being to sophomoric in my humor? Perhaps.

Waiter: “Excuse me miss would you like the small can of coke, or the large 1 liter?”
English instructor: “We are very thirsty, please give me the large coke”

And the jokes continue..........

 

[Miragedriver]

Some funny signs to make you smile

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[Miragedriver]

Some WTF fun facts

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[Miragedriver]

And the jokes continue..........

Front Desk clerk: You look tired miss, was the room not comfortable?
English instructor: Yes the room was fine….I had too much coke and could not get to sleep. You know how too much coke can keep you from falling asleep…

And the jokes continue..........

 

[Quickie]

I don't get fun fact #4312.

 

[Miragedriver]

I don't get fun fact #4312.

It would be interesting to know who the holder of the “keys” are and if you could get 5 of them to agree to work together.

 

[Quickie]

It would be interesting to know who the holder of the “keys” are and if you could get 5 of them to agree to work together.

And the 7 people are the leaders of the 7 continents but only 5 of them (the 5 veto members of the security council) could get it to work again, that is if they ever agree on anything.

I'd at first figured it's probably the kind of joke that make fun of the fact that it's an obvious impossibility that the internet works that way, but someone somehow would actually believe something no matter how ridiculous it is, like someone would say jokingly " I've got a bridge, would you want to buy it?"

 

[JayBird]

Who else wants a free iPad gift like this young lady?

 

[Miragedriver]

What The ‘Ideal’ Woman’s Body Looks Like In 18 Countries
This is what beautiful looks like on five different continents.

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