Something about marriage...
If your wife is shouting at the front door, and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course.
At least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear."
Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"