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mr.bean

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Not an F-35 hater myself. Just thought the news was really funny.

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and then we have that recent news that the US is offering india the F-35. this thing is like a giant blackhole sucking out all the money you have in your budget. if india signs on to this i wonder if their air force chief will faint because of the ever escalating costs.
 

Jeff Head

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and then we have that recent news that the US is offering india the F-35. this thing is like a giant blackhole sucking out all the money you have in your budget. if india signs on to this i wonder if their air force chief will faint because of the ever escalating costs.
All joking aside based on the unfortunate (and admittedly made for joking) faint...actually, the pricing on the F-35 is coming down...just as many of us on this forum forecast.

By 2020 you will get an F-35A with its engine below 100 million, closer to 90 million.

I am sure the Indians are considering it based on both its capabilities/stealth and its cost.

But time will tell.
 

Blackstone

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All joking aside based on the unfortunate (and admittedly made for joking) faint...actually, the pricing on the F-35 is coming down...just as many of us on this forum forecast.

By 2020 you will get an F-35A with its engine below 100 million, closer to 90 million.

I am sure the Indians are considering it based on both its capabilities/stealth and its cost.

But time will tell.
That would be nice, but history shows features creep that make warplanes more expensive over time and not less. Maybe it'll be different this time...?
 

kwaigonegin

Colonel
This is leaked document is more credible about US intelligence services.

China: imminent collapse. - "This is serious....it is happening in China now, read on:

A CIA agent in China sent an urgent report back to headquarters today:
China exhibits signs of collapsing:All factories stopped work,all shops closed their doors, Government offices have all stopped, Shares not trading, the wealthiest have dragged their family from their homes and gone overseas, locals busy buying rations n foods, most houses doors display red notices verses of seeking n begging, social disorder with people generally not doing anything except drinking n gambling the young n children going around in groups begging for money, the whole country seem to have collapsed......."

CIA HEADQUARTERS REPLY:
Idiot! They are celebrating Chinese New Year!
 

plawolf

Lieutenant General
This is leaked document is more credible about US intelligence services.

China: imminent collapse. - "This is serious....it is happening in China now, read on:

A CIA agent in China sent an urgent report back to headquarters today:
China exhibits signs of collapsing:All factories stopped work,all shops closed their doors, Government offices have all stopped, Shares not trading, the wealthiest have dragged their family from their homes and gone overseas, locals busy buying rations n foods, most houses doors display red notices verses of seeking n begging, social disorder with people generally not doing anything except drinking n gambling the young n children going around in groups begging for money, the whole country seem to have collapsed......."

CIA HEADQUARTERS REPLY:
Idiot! They are celebrating Chinese New Year!

Is this a joke, or is there an actual link to the news story? :)
 

Equation

Lieutenant General
This is leaked document is more credible about US intelligence services.

China: imminent collapse. - "This is serious....it is happening in China now, read on:

A CIA agent in China sent an urgent report back to headquarters today:
China exhibits signs of collapsing:All factories stopped work,all shops closed their doors, Government offices have all stopped, Shares not trading, the wealthiest have dragged their family from their homes and gone overseas, locals busy buying rations n foods, most houses doors display red notices verses of seeking n begging, social disorder with people generally not doing anything except drinking n gambling the young n children going around in groups begging for money, the whole country seem to have collapsed......."

CIA HEADQUARTERS REPLY:
Idiot! They are celebrating Chinese New Year!
CIA Agent: "F.....King why didn't you tell me?! I'm Chinese-American after all!":D

Is this a joke, or is there an actual link to the news story? :)

Yes it is a joke.:D:p
 

solarz

Brigadier
This is leaked document is more credible about US intelligence services.

China: imminent collapse. - "This is serious....it is happening in China now, read on:

A CIA agent in China sent an urgent report back to headquarters today:
China exhibits signs of collapsing:All factories stopped work,all shops closed their doors, Government offices have all stopped, Shares not trading, the wealthiest have dragged their family from their homes and gone overseas, locals busy buying rations n foods, most houses doors display red notices verses of seeking n begging, social disorder with people generally not doing anything except drinking n gambling the young n children going around in groups begging for money, the whole country seem to have collapsed......."

CIA HEADQUARTERS REPLY:
Idiot! They are celebrating Chinese New Year!

LOL, I like this part especially!
 

Blackstone

Brigadier
Is this a joke, or is there an actual link to the news story? :)

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This is leaked document is more credible about US intelligence services.

China: imminent collapse. - "This is serious....it is happening in China now, read on:

A CIA agent in China sent an urgent report back to headquarters today:
China exhibits signs of collapsing:All factories stopped work,all shops closed their doors, Government offices have all stopped, Shares not trading, the wealthiest have dragged their family from their homes and gone overseas, locals busy buying rations n foods, most houses doors display red notices verses of seeking n begging, social disorder with people generally not doing anything except drinking n gambling the young n children going around in groups begging for money, the whole country seem to have collapsed......."

CIA HEADQUARTERS REPLY:
Idiot! They are celebrating Chinese New Year!
It's a real news story, and here's the source:

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