Jura The idiot
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is this a funny stuff, or a comment on my funny stuff? LOL!
Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
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is this a funny stuff, or a comment on my funny stuff? LOL!
Jura The idiot
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Miragedriver
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A Army Major was assigned to a new office on a military base. While he worked to set up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone and motioned for the private to enter.
On the phone the major said, "Yes, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, you feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help. . . . Yes sir, I will, and you give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General."
As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"
Sheepishly, the private said, "Sir, I'm just here to hook up your phone."
On the phone the major said, "Yes, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, you feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help. . . . Yes sir, I will, and you give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General."
As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"
Sheepishly, the private said, "Sir, I'm just here to hook up your phone."
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Miragedriver
Brigadier
Drill Sergeant was reprimanding out a new recruit when he asked him:
"Tell me private, if one of your ears was shot off what would happen?"
"Well Drill Sargent, I couldn't hear."
"What if both your ears were shot off?"
"Well, I wouldn't be able to see."
"That is dumb. Why did you say that?"
"If both my ears were shot off, my helmet would slide right down over my eyes!"
"Tell me private, if one of your ears was shot off what would happen?"
"Well Drill Sargent, I couldn't hear."
"What if both your ears were shot off?"
"Well, I wouldn't be able to see."
"That is dumb. Why did you say that?"
"If both my ears were shot off, my helmet would slide right down over my eyes!"
Miragedriver
Brigadier
Sarcasm?
Perhaps not. I can tell you that this is how things are done in government agencies. Be it a roadway project or a tank, it's design by committee.
[video=youtube;aXQ2lO3ieBA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aXQ2lO3ieBA[/video]
I will now get back to bottling my Malbec
Perhaps not. I can tell you that this is how things are done in government agencies. Be it a roadway project or a tank, it's design by committee.
[video=youtube;aXQ2lO3ieBA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aXQ2lO3ieBA[/video]
I will now get back to bottling my Malbec
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Miragedriver
Brigadier
Well I guess this aircraft isn’t flying either.
I will now get back to bottling my Malbec
I will now get back to bottling my Malbec
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TerraN_EmpirE
Tyrant King
The Truth of Russian Military Defence. rags to light the engine and the secret long haired rearward search track and attack system Perfect for that close Furball....Well I guess this aircraft isn’t fly either
I will now get back to bottling my Malbec
Miragedriver
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Vought-V-507, pretty. I like the Mirage style air intakes.
I will now open my Malbec and toast a happy 2015 to all my dear friends at SDF
I will now open my Malbec and toast a happy 2015 to all my dear friends at SDF
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