Happy Holiday Thread (for all major holidays)

utelore

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Re: The official christmas thread

WOW, Gollevainen look at that powder. PS I tell may kids that Santa lives just north of findland. I show them:roll: the picture you posted and told them that is not far from santa's castle.
 

Soyuz

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Re: The official christmas thread

Merry Christmas, By which I mean Bah Humbug Christmas doesn't really mean anything to me anymore i'm too old!

Is christmas celebrated in any way shape or form in China? Apparently even In Iran they celebrate it!
 

pathfinder

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Re: The official christmas thread

Merry Christmas to you all from Pope Benedict XVI, a.k.a Emperor Palpatine.

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swimmerXC

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Re: The official christmas thread

pathfinder said:
Merry Christmas to you all from Pope Benedict XVI, a.k.a Emperor Palpatine.

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wow is that really him :eek:
he looks to evil in that those pictures (no offence to all the catholics)
i'm no even going to mention whose darth vadar....... im pretty sure some of you can guess ;)
 

Soyuz

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Re: The official christmas thread

swimmerXC said:
wow is that really him :eek:
he looks to evil in that those pictures (no offence to all the catholics)
i'm no even going to mention whose darth vadar....... im pretty sure some of you can guess ;)
well I was born a catholic but i never really go to mass or anything, I believe in a God but not really in organised religions.

Funny that you should say that he looks evil afterall he did serve in the German Army in The Second World War though only briefly before the war ended!
 

swimmerXC

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Soyuz said:
well I was born a catholic but i never really go to mass or anything, I believe in a God but not really in organised religions.

Funny that you should say that he looks evil afterall he did serve in the German Army in The Second World War though only briefly before the war ended!

can you imagine a little kid trying to sit on his lap? :eek:
the baby/little kid would wet his pants :(
let hope he becomes a good Pope like John Paul II and not like Emperor Palpatine
 

DPRKPTboat

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Santa shot down? lol

Kampfwagen's comment that "Iran could claim they shot down santa's sleigh if they wanted to" inspired me to post this. Hope it brings out laughs!

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renmin

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Re: Santa shot down? lol

DPRKPTboat said:
Kampfwagen's comment that "Iran could claim they shot down santa's sleigh if they wanted to" inspired me to post this. Hope it brings out laughs!

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:rofl: :rofl: Doe anyone believe this junk?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Santa? shot down by flak? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Some guy has alot of free time on making up stories, oh god Im so cracked up I got tears in my eyes!:D
This is hilarious, that guy in the picture is just another dude in a costume cut and pasted onto the site! Rudulph injured, reindeer killed, HAHAHAHAHA! Children doing espianoge? HAHAHA. I would just like to point out that a person in a wooden sleigh being hit by flak would shurly die. Second, a child cant do espionoge.:roll: :rofl:
 
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SampanViking

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Re: Santa shot down? lol

The style is classic Private Eye

I bet this Gerald guy is a reader.

Two years ago the Eye had a bound and blindfolded Santa in the hands of sword weilding Sunni Insurgebts in Iraq as one of their Christmas Cards.

If you like satire, buy Private Eye. It comes out every fortnight.
 

DPRKPTboat

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Re: Santa shot down? lol

renmin said:
:rofl: :rofl: Doe anyone believe this junk?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Santa? shot down by flak? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Some guy has alot of free time on making up stories, oh god Im so cracked up I got tears in my eyes!:D
This is hilarious, that guy in the picture is just another dude in a costume cut and pasted onto the site! Rudulph injured, reindeer killed, HAHAHAHAHA! Children doing espianoge? HAHAHA. I would just like to point out that a person in a wooden sleigh being hit by flak would shurly die. Second, a child cant do espionoge.

Its satire, you're not meant to believe it, lol!:rofl: The thing about spy children is EvilGerald taking the piss out of the Chinese security forces - kids writing to santa. This must have been done at the time of the Hainan incident. I think the Chinese would use something a bit more advanced than flak, e.g. S-300 SAMs. That would definetly kill Santa, lol.:rofl:
 
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