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Synopsis of present day American economic dilemma

Deep State government dude - 'To succeed and make America great again we need a pre-2008 China who'd do all the heavy lifting for pennies and keep their mouths shut! Lets make a short list, there seems to be lots of countries that want to be the next China.'

Deep State minion - 'Yes sir, right away sir!'

Time passes

Deep State government dude - 'Minion how's that list coming along?'

Deep State minion - 'Sir there's a giant queue of countries that want to be the next China, but there's a tiny little problem'

Deep State government dude - 'Great, what little problem?'

Deep State minion - 'Well sir they all want to be 2020s China and not the pre-2008 China!'

Deep State government dude - 'Ingrates, tell them they can't, we won't let them!'

Deep State minion - 'I did, they smiled and said that's OK, China's just sent an email with the blueprints along so thanks but no thanks!'

Deep State government dude - 'Ridiculous, tell them the world bank and IMF won't fund it!'

Deep State minion - 'I did that too, but they said the BRICs bank and ADB have already offered lines of credit !'

Deep State government dude - 'What's going on here, get me the Chinese Ambassador!'

Time passes

Deep State government dude - 'Mr Ambassador, what the hell is your country doing?'

Ambassador - 'Its our new offering, "A shared future for all mankind", our marketing guys say the name needs more work but it seems to be going down rather well'

Deep State government dude - 'You need to stop, now!'

Ambassador - 'Its a bit late, Vietnam just came on board and even the Indians are considering it and you know how difficult those guys can be, anyway got a get together with LatAm guys now, see you later'

Deep State government dude - "MINION"
 
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hkbc said:
Synopsis of present day American economic dilemma

Deep State government dude - 'To succeed and make America great again we need a pre-2008 China who'd do all the heavy lifting for pennies and keep their mouths shut! Lets make a short list, there seems to be lots of countries that want to be the next China.'

Deep State minion - 'Yes sir, right away sir!'

Time passes

Deep State government dude - 'Minion how's that list coming along?'

Deep State minion - 'Sir there's a giant queue of countries that want to be the next China, but there's a tiny little problem'

Deep State government dude - 'Great, what little problem?'

Deep State minion - 'Well sir they all want to be 2020s China and not the pre-2008 China!'

Deep State government dude - 'Ingrates, tell them they can't, we won't let them!'

Deep State minion - 'I did, they smiled and said that's OK, China's just sent an email with the blueprints along so thanks but no thanks!'

Deep State government dude - 'Ridiculous, tell them the world bank and IMF won't fund it!'

Deep State minion - 'I did that too, but they said the BRICs bank and ADB have already offered lines of credit !'

Deep State government dude - 'What's going on here, get me the Chinese Ambassador!'

Time passes

Deep State government dude - 'Mr Ambassador, what the hell is your country doing?'

Ambassador - 'Its our new offering, "A shared future for all mankind", our marketing guys say the name needs more work but it seems to be going down rather well'

Deep State government dude - 'You need to stop, now!'

Ambassador - 'Its a bit late, Vietnam just came on board and even the Indians are considering it and you know how difficult those guys can be, anyway got a get together with LatAm guys now, see you later'

Deep State government dude - "MINION"
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Nice, just needs to be paired with a newspaper style cartoon for full effect.
For the record, it should be AIIB, not ADB (Japan funded)
 
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More like:

America: "using my full power, I shall make you into the new China, any volunteers? "

India: "gibs please please"

America: "I have successfully transformed you into the new China... There is just a little problem..."

"I did make you the new China... But my power was only actually enough to make you to 1980s China"

India: *drools and shits itself
 
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ougoah

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ficker22 said:
And again it is the libtard who starts with derogatory racial slurs when confronted with reality.
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As much as certain "sub-sects" of neo liberalism deserve this, you should also be accurate with your shit. Both of these twitter... tweeters? ... tweets... twat accounts... are right wing conservatives. They're NOT liberals. Check again.

The reality is both liberals and conservative have China hating, Chinese hating elements. There are people within those groups who are not like that and plenty who are. It's silly to single any one particular out because it sort of implies that only comes from that one. Understand the full truth, not a snippet of it.
 
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ougoah said:
As much as certain "sub-sects" of neo liberalism deserve this, you should also be accurate with your shit. Both of these twitter... tweeters? ... tweets... twat accounts... are right wing conservatives. They're NOT liberals. Check again.

The reality is both liberals and conservative have China hating, Chinese hating elements. There are people within those groups who are not like that and plenty who are. It's silly to single any one particular out because it sort of implies that only comes from that one. Understand the full truth, not a snippet of it.
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It doesnt matter if indiviual minions of conservatism or liberalism or whatever in the west have any modicum of pro Chima sententiment, or not, since the big shots of their respective policies are either brought by, subjugated by or are part of the white anglo establishment. So one faces a huge load of shit, regardless of their political "motivations".

But you are right, rightwing larping as libs, libs larping as rightwing, they all have issues.
 
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