Some very good one liners:
Groucho Marx (1890-1977):
'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
Tommy Cooper (1921-1984)
'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.'
Woody Allen (1 December 1935-):
'Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.'
Billy Connolly (24 November 1942-):
'My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.'
Jimmy Carr (15 September 1972):
'I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help". '
Bob Hope (1903-2003):
I remember my staff asking me when I was going to retire. I said when I could no longer hear the sound of laughter. He said: "That never stopped you before".
George Carlin (May 1937- June 2008)
'Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.'
Back to bottling my Grenache