Miragedriver
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Back to bottling my Grenache
Back to bottling my Grenache
Funny Stuff Thread.... to loosen your day
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Miragedriver
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I am still laughing about this one:
Talk about timing
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Talk about timing
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Miragedriver
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Best Photo bombs:
So that’s where babies come from
Ahrrrrrg Mates
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So that’s where babies come from
Ahrrrrrg Mates
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AssassinsMace
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TerraN_EmpirE
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kwaigonegin
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Looks like some noob forgot to release the brakes. Either that or still locked the gear which probably cause the engine stall.
Miragedriver
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The Simpsons best quotations
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail”
“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen”
Bart: "Grandpa, why don't you tell a story?"
Lisa: "Yeah Grandpa, you lived a long and interesting life."
Grandpa: "That's a lie and you know it"
Marge: "Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?"
Homer: "Yeah, pretty much, except we drove round in a van solving mysteries"
Homer: "We're proud of you, Boy.”
Bart: "Thanks Dad. Part of this d-minus belongs to God"
"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try”
"When I look at people I don't see colours; I just see crackpot religions"
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel"
Lisa: “I’m going to become a vegetarian”
Homer: “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
Lisa: “Yes”
Homer: “Bacon?”
Lisa: “Yes Dad”
Homer: "Ham?”
Lisa: “Dad all those meats come from the same animal”
Homer: “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”
Vendor: "Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!"
Homer: "I'll take one"
Marge: "What, do you follow my husband around to sell him hot dogs?"
Vendor: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college."
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Lisa, you've got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money.”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”
“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back home anyway.”
"Cheating is the gift man gives himself."
"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!"
"Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?"
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Back to bottling my Grenache
“Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail”
“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen”
Bart: "Grandpa, why don't you tell a story?"
Lisa: "Yeah Grandpa, you lived a long and interesting life."
Grandpa: "That's a lie and you know it"
Marge: "Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?"
Homer: "Yeah, pretty much, except we drove round in a van solving mysteries"
Homer: "We're proud of you, Boy.”
Bart: "Thanks Dad. Part of this d-minus belongs to God"
"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try”
"When I look at people I don't see colours; I just see crackpot religions"
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel"
Lisa: “I’m going to become a vegetarian”
Homer: “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
Lisa: “Yes”
Homer: “Bacon?”
Lisa: “Yes Dad”
Homer: "Ham?”
Lisa: “Dad all those meats come from the same animal”
Homer: “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”
Vendor: "Hot dogs, get your hot dogs!"
Homer: "I'll take one"
Marge: "What, do you follow my husband around to sell him hot dogs?"
Vendor: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college."
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Lisa, you've got the brains and talent to go as far as you want, and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money.”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”
“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back home anyway.”
"Cheating is the gift man gives himself."
"Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!"
"Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?"
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Back to bottling my Grenache
ShahryarHedayat
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