Chinese develop new armed helicopter(joke)

[aikea]

Chinese develop new armed helicopter the WZ-10. This is the reaction from various countries:

American: Chinese steal our technology again!

Russian: A copy of our MI-28.

South Korean: We invented helicopter.

North Korean: Give me few.

Pakistan: Co-developped with our scientist.

Indian: We can make better one!

[Costas 240GD]

LOL, good one! You forgot to add the French/German and Italian comments!

[Gollevainen]

Gollevainen: Its really a PS work...:roll:

[jinpei]

Now that's is first hand observations IMO :D

[SteelBird]

Chinese develop new armed helicopter the WZ-10. This is the reaction from various countries:

American: Chinese steal our technology again!

Russian: A copy of our MI-28.

South Korean: We invented helicopter.

North Korean: Give me few.

Pakistan: Co-developped with our scientist.

Indian: We can make better one!


Cambodia: No money for brandnew one. But if someday you crash, sell to me wreckage and I'll re-assemble them.

[ahho]

i love the south korean quote. I just don't know why they are like that.

but all the other one are really nice too :roll:

[Ryz05]

i love the south korean quote. I just don't know why they are like that.

but all the other one are really nice too :roll:

The South Koreans are known to say whatever customs they have does not come from China but originated in their country. This is in contrast to Japan, who tends to acknowledge the origin of much of their culture comes from China. Anyways, that's where the South Korean quote in this joke comes from.

Great ideas! Let me add a few more...

Nazi Germany's Ghost: If it wasn't for our suicidal Hitler's leadership, we would have continued on the path of peace like China and made our country strong through advanced military technologies.

Soviet Union's Ghost: Hitler you fool! If you were not so blinded by your hate for communism, we could have joined hands and defeated those American and British imperialists instead of destroying each other! China, with its rising power, was our dream for what the motherland could've become.

Imperial Japan's Ghost: China, you weak, why didn't you join us to fight the Western Imperialists! We could've achieved great things and established a new world order long ago!

[sumdud]

Across the Strait: Buy more airframes!

Scandanavia: Who needs those?

Burma: Need oil?

South Africa: Want to race?

Mongolia: Too advanced.

[petty officer1]

mexico: donde esta mi F-22 senor americana? (where is my F-22 Mr. america)

Aliens: Mom! those little earth men stealed my school project AGAIN!

Chinese official: WZ-10 what? a new game system? We don't play video game Mr. reporter.

Chinese general: We still lagged behind america 50 years, look at their comanches! More funding please!

Chinese extreme nationalists: Now we can defeat DDX, F-22. with 1 WZ-10, we can take the whole america! HA HA!

ROC extrem Pan-green party: Thanks alot for making more target practice for us! Happy chinese new year! I mean your CHINESE new year, not our TAWAINESE new year, just making sure we are not chinese. stop look at me weird!

[Finn McCool]

Nigeria: I already have 18 of those for sale on the black market.

America: The development of this helicopter is irresponsible, it is a threat to reigional stability, and the United States needs to spend a gagillion billion dollars to make a new helicopter to catch up.

Iran: DEATH TO AMERICA AND ISRAEL! AHHHH! WE'RE CRAZY!! AHHHH!

Really, its a wonder we haven't nuked the crap out of each other yet.

[kickars]

British: Let's have a public inquiry on the relationship between WZ-10 and NHS.:rofl:

[whufee]

ireland; aah come on ,forget about that fking stupid staff..let go to the pub and have some nice drinks...... :D


i have to say something to taiwanese.
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[sumdud]

Bangkok: Got rice? Got Chicken? Got Spice?

Tokyo: We didn't level-up the military for nothing.

Kabul: Hurry in and buy a ticket to see the upcoming chopper battle!

Germany: No worries, boys, it is nothing.

Kuwait: Replacement for our dust-killed Apaches!

[Schumacher]

Chinese develop new armed helicopter the WZ-10. This is the reaction from various countries:

American: Chinese steal our technology again!

Russian: A copy of our MI-28.

South Korean: We invented helicopter.

North Korean: Give me few.

Pakistan: Co-developped with our scientist.

Indian: We can make better one!

Mod : this contains elements of country bashing & generalization, not to mention it's funny. THREAD CLOSED !!

Happy Spring Festival everyone. :)

[eecsmaster]

Vietnam Ultranationalist: even if the Chinese had these WZ-10s, they wouldn't have won 1979. That's right, we won '79, with no Russian help whatsoever.

Indian nationalist: if China were a democracy, they wouldn't need armed helocopters.

Tibetan exile: More evidence of cultural genocide in Tibet!!!11!111!