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FuManChu
12-29-2006, 07:19 AM
http://www.thehumanaught.com/blog/2006/12/28/rock-my-world/

The blogger thought Taiwan might have an extra chip in the pot to play against China.....

Apparently, and this is from the not-too-creditable “customer service” representative at CT, all of China’s access to the Internet at large runs through Taiwan… man was that some shitty planning - and a helluva chip the ROC can play should things get nasty between the two siblings.

PRC: “Um, we’d really like you to come back and be a part of your motherland.”
ROC: “But we believe in a multi-party system and don’t like to spit.”
PRC: “Fine, have it your way. We’re going to attack you tomorrow.”
ROC: “If you do, you’ll only be able to access Mainland-produced porn.”
PRC: “Please disregard, have a nice day.”




Shingy
12-29-2006, 11:57 AM
This made me smile :)

RedMercury
12-29-2006, 05:36 PM
No, the attack would happen anyway and the resulting lack of porn access will fuel the local porn industry. Just ask the Russians.

FuManChu
12-29-2006, 06:52 PM
No, the attack would happen anyway and the resulting lack of porn access will fuel the local porn industry. Just ask the Russians.

It's also a matter of quality, not just quantity. ;)

RedMercury
12-29-2006, 11:39 PM
Racist and sinophobic as usual.

FuManChu
12-30-2006, 06:58 AM
Racist and sinophobic as usual.

You're telling me its racist and sinophobic to joke that Chinese porn isn't that good? Since when is Chinese porn a sense of national pride?! :roll:

Finn McCool
12-30-2006, 05:35 PM
You're telling me its racist and sinophobic to joke that Chinese porn isn't that good? Since when is Chinese porn a sense of national pride?! :roll:

:roll:

Your capitalistic and imperialist porn will fall before the true People's Pornography!
:china: china: :china: :china: :

FuManChu
12-30-2006, 06:06 PM
Your capitalistic and imperialist porn will fall before the true People's Pornography!

Haha, most of the comments you read on the internet from Chinese nationalists/self-styled "upstanding members of Chinese society" denounce pornography as being dirty, immoral, etc, and what a good thing the government takes a tough line towards it! But, hey, as soon as a foreigner criticises it, then it's as Chinese as green tea or the Great Wall of China!! ;)