Santa shot down? lol

[DPRKPTboat]

Kampfwagen's comment that "Iran could claim they shot down santa's sleigh if they wanted to" inspired me to post this. Hope it brings out laughs!

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Trial_issue/story2.htm

[renmin]

Kampfwagen's comment that "Iran could claim they shot down santa's sleigh if they wanted to" inspired me to post this. Hope it brings out laughs!

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Trial_issue/story2.htm:rofl: :rofl: Doe anyone believe this junk?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Santa? shot down by flak? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Some guy has alot of free time on making up stories, oh god Im so cracked up I got tears in my eyes!:D
This is hilarious, that guy in the picture is just another dude in a costume cut and pasted onto the site! Rudulph injured, reindeer killed, HAHAHAHAHA! Children doing espianoge? HAHAHA. I would just like to point out that a person in a wooden sleigh being hit by flak would shurly die. Second, a child cant do espionoge.:roll: :rofl:

[SampanViking]

The style is classic Private Eye

I bet this Gerald guy is a reader.

Two years ago the Eye had a bound and blindfolded Santa in the hands of sword weilding Sunni Insurgebts in Iraq as one of their Christmas Cards.

If you like satire, buy Private Eye. It comes out every fortnight.

[DPRKPTboat]

:rofl: :rofl: Doe anyone believe this junk?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Santa? shot down by flak? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Some guy has alot of free time on making up stories, oh god Im so cracked up I got tears in my eyes!:D
This is hilarious, that guy in the picture is just another dude in a costume cut and pasted onto the site! Rudulph injured, reindeer killed, HAHAHAHAHA! Children doing espianoge? HAHAHA. I would just like to point out that a person in a wooden sleigh being hit by flak would shurly die. Second, a child cant do espionoge.

Its satire, you're not meant to believe it, lol!:rofl: The thing about spy children is EvilGerald taking the piss out of the Chinese security forces - kids writing to santa. This must have been done at the time of the Hainan incident. I think the Chinese would use something a bit more advanced than flak, e.g. S-300 SAMs. That would definetly kill Santa, lol.:rofl:

[renmin]

Its satire, you're not meant to believe it, lol!:rofl: The thing about spy children is EvilGerald taking the piss out of the Chinese security forces - kids writing to santa. This must have been done at the time of the Hainan incident. I think the Chinese would use something a bit more advanced than flak, e.g. S-300 SAMs. That would definetly kill Santa, lol.:rofl:You got a point, Chinese should be using SAMs by then, the Chinese would also know about c=kids writting to santa, and know who santa is, heck there is even a way to say Santa claus in Chinese, translated directly to english would be Old Christmas guy;) Yep, the story make no sense does it? what does satire mean?:confused:

[Obcession]

:roll:
This so so funny :roll:

Oh, and how do you suppose you lock onto Santa's sleigh with S-300's? Flak would make more sense.

[renmin]

:roll:
This so so funny :roll:

Oh, and how do you suppose you lock onto Santa's sleigh with S-300's? Flak would make more sense.Well, how would they know, that the UFO was a flying sleigh? You make a good point, a missile defenently cant lock on too wood. I wouldnt even think that the sleigh would have even apeared on radar, its too small. Yep, only a buffon would believe this story.:rofl:

[MrClean]

Satire: A literary technique of writing or art which exposes the follies of it's subject.

Isn't the internet great?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire

[bd popeye]

Satire: A literary technique of writing or art which exposes the follies of it's subject.

Isn't the internet great?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire

You'd better believe it! Very funny stuff..But this is what cracked me up

Chinese internal security Chief Shi Sum Ho

:rofl: Now that is FUNNY!!!!!

[DPRKPTboat]

Satire: A literary technique of writing or art which exposes the follies of it's subject.

Isn't the internet great?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire

Yeah, I just love stuff like this. Its so politically incorrect. Thats the beauty of it - it doesn't have to be realistic to be satire!;) :D

[DPRKPTboat]

Heres some more hilarious sites about Santa being shot out of the sky:

http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2003_12_23_4701.php

http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=662

http://www.actionamerica.org/fun/santa1.html

http://www.newshax.com/modules/xfsection/article.php?articleid=21

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1546530/posts

The last one isn't so funny. In that one, Santa is shot down over Iran.

[renmin]

Heres some more hilarious sites about Santa being shot out of the sky:

http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2003_12_23_4701.php

http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=662

http://www.actionamerica.org/fun/santa1.html

http://www.newshax.com/modules/xfsection/article.php?articleid=21

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1546530/posts

The last one isn't so funny. In that one, Santa is shot down over Iran.Gosh!, this is so funny, it is just hilarious, santa must be handicaped to have been shot down that many times and survived!:rofl: :rofl: :roll: shot down here shot down there. so hilarious! Whats next? Santa crashing into a airliner?:roll: :rofl:

[The_Zergling]

I remember that when I was in elementary school one of my friends showed me calculations that actually PROVED that if Santa wanted to "make the rounds" all in one day on Christmas Eve, he'd have to travel at speeds so fast, he'd be turned into nothing more than a puddle of pink goo.

Lost track of them, but considering how many presents in the Christmas season are from "Santa" and not from the parents, a LOT of rapid acceleration and deceleration would have to occur...

[renmin]

I remember that when I was in elementary school one of my friends showed me calculations that actually PROVED that if Santa wanted to "make the rounds" all in one day on Christmas Eve, he'd have to travel at speeds so fast, he'd be turned into nothing more than a puddle of pink goo.

Lost track of them, but considering how many presents in the Christmas season are from "Santa" and not from the parents, a LOT of rapid acceleration and deceleration would have to occur...Well your friend is correct, the true speed would have to be faster than hypersonic, infact, If santa wanted to complete that round, he would have to be travelling at speeds approching the speed of light! To fast for any dumb wooden sleigh to take, the friction would rip it to shreads, if not melt it. even if santa was in some sort of composite vehicle, like your friend said, he would be turned to goo, by G force.

[MIGleader]

According to Einsteins laws of physics, the faster an object travels, the larger it becomes. At light speed, an object becoems infinitely large.
Thats why santa's so huge!!!:roll:

[renmin]

According to Einsteins laws of physics, the faster an object travels, the larger it becomes. At light speed, an object becoems infinitely large.
Thats why santa's so huge!!!:roll:Good One MiGLeader! :roll: :rofl: :roll: :rofl:

[Kampfwagen]

That reminds me of how, on another forum, someone used physics to dispute the entrire functionality of Santa. It was pretty intresting. He mentioned that because of G-Forces and etc, that Santa within five minutes of travel would be reduced to a fine powder, assuming he is a regular human being.

Nice to see I am so...Quoteable. :D

[vincelee]

mass would increase, not size. This has the direct implication that the reindeers are actually nuclear power plants.

[DPRKPTboat]

You guys are way to politically correct - you're not ment to take this stuff seriously!;) :nana: :rofl:
The talking cock site is the best one, and the one before that. The radio dialouge between Santa and the F-16 pilot is just bloody hilarious.:roll: :rofl:

[MIGleader]

mass would increase, not size. This has the direct implication that the reindeers are actually nuclear power plants.

Perhaps that would expain why Rudolf's nose glows red.

[renmin]

mass would increase, not size. This has the direct implication that the reindeers are actually nuclear power plants.Then if, Santa was shot down and his reindeer killed, wouldnt there be a nuclear explosion?:rofl: That would sure be a sight.:D
http://www.gosai.com/science/newton/nuclear-bomb-3in.jpg

[Finn McCool]

All i want to do at christmas is relax.:coffee:

Now I have to worry about Santa blowing up all of southern California when eight nuclear armed reindeer crash in the ocean just a few blocks away from my house, vaporizing the entire city and causing a gigantic tidal wave that rolls inland for miles, with nothing to stop it because of the nuclear devistation. The pilot who fired the missle says "Uhh...ummmm.....sorry." :rofl:

[swimmerXC]

According to Einsteins laws of physics, the faster an object travels, the larger it becomes. At light speed, an object becoems infinitely large.
Thats why santa's so huge!!!:roll:

Wow whoever taught you physics must be a genius (sarcastic)! :roll:

[SampanViking]

Well as you guys have developed a taste for satire here is a little offering from your humble servent.

It is the early 1950's and Britains premier News Programme is hosting a TV debate with a UK Foriegn Office Spokesman a US Foriegn Affairs Spokesman and A Chinese Governement Official about Western Support for China against Tibetan Terrorists.

Good Evening and welcome to Newsnight hosted by me Henry Hong.

With me tonight is Sonny Cheng from the British Foriegn Office and Benny Wong from the US Foriegn Affairs Dept. We are joined by Mr Chu Jiang, Chinese Ambassador to Britain.

Mr Cheng why is it so important that we support China?

Its very important Henry, no matter how distateful some of the stories we hear, these Tibetans are terrorists and terrorisem must be defeated.

I see and Benny Wong

I quite agree, left unchecked these terrorists threaten our way of life and everything we believe in, they must be defeated, especially there crack suicide insendiary monks and their so called enlightenment missions. Their leader Dalie Bin Lama tracked down in his mountain hide outs and either killed or captured.

Thank you - Mr Ambassador?

China is a Peace Loving country who desires nothing but peace, but we must defend our citizens against the evils of Tibetean terrorisem.

Benny Wong Americas commitment to our stauch ally China is beyond all question, they can always depend on US Military and Financial support in their struggle against the forces of evil.

Sonny Cheng Britain must safeguard the safety of its citizens at home and abroad and we stand shoulder to shoulder with our American friends on this issue.

Henry Hong So it seems International opinion is united against the evils of Tibeteat terrorisem .......

Now what could I possibly be driving at:confused: ;)

[FreeAsia2000]

Well if you want funny have you seen NORAD's santa tracking site ?

http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php

:rofl: those guys crack me up ! they even have a dedicated hotline :D

Anyway the other news item is a gift from Indonesian students to Tony
Blair

His fellow pupils applauded Mr Blair and handed over an uplifting parting gift lest they had upset him: an Islamic book entitled Don't Be Sad.

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/foreignaffairs/story/0,,1743603,00.html

:rofl:

[SampanViking]

Hi Free Asia

Thus guys must have spent hours putting that package together.

Still couldnt find Santa though:(

[FreeAsia2000]

Hi Free Asia

Thus guys must have spent hours putting that package together.

Still couldnt find Santa though:(


Just wait till Christmas time you can actually ring them up and
they'll give you the last known santa location ! :D